I am a Coke.

Hi I’m a coke, you may ask why do I look like this?, well, it’s simple, cuz i had a fight with Inca cola in Peru, and…. and, well let’s.. let’s just skip that part.

The point is ….. Oh god, mmm… . Dude I don’t remember, oh…. I Remember know. The point is that I won the battle And now we are best friends, of course. I mean, why are we not gonna be best friends? he works for me know . All that crap about “peruanidad” , moral, culture tradition ; I know it sells, but It just doesn’t matter in the real world. You have any idea what a bottle like me can do with a couple of bucks. I’m gonna tell you. ANYTHING.

The only thing you have to worry about Is MONEY. You just need to look at the Economy of my country.

Crysis, we don’t know that word! We are the most solid economy of the world, RIGHT?